i half slept with him but i still dont owe you any money
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
Would you like to blur the lines between friendship and lesbianism tonight?
Apparently we had sex last night, and then I made him drive me to the beach so I could puke in the ocean.
We drove past his house blaring "Like a virgin" in the middle of the day. pretty sure he heard.
So i know you wont get this until you land, but if i'm late its cause i was having sex. being blunt and hope that explains things.
Did I crawl through the hotel lobby all the way to our room?
Im in his room watching him sleep. Im going to try and jerk off and not get caught by the nurse.
I'M SO LONELY THAT I TEXTED THE FRESHMAN
he made me cum so hard i had an asthma attack
It took me an hour to walk from my drive way to my front door... what the fuck was in that weed?
I'm a mess. I mean I almost got off but I'm a fucking rubics cube down there so il givenhim the point
Getting a lap dance from a girl you went to high school with really isn't as awkward as you'd think
And she called me out by name, nothing could have made it more awkward but it ended up not being that bad
I never thought I'd be judging my neighbors sex lives before age 30 but here we are
I woke up an hour ago with orange fingers and a condom stuck to my head.. Wtf just happened?
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