love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
Just fell off a train. Bad.
I took her to see 2012 then broke up with her, the movie was a metaphor.
How am I a tease?
Dude you flashed me ur vagina and walked away.
ONLY PART OF IT.
She's like the pied piper of lesbians.
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
Sophomore year, I fucked on your desk chair. I'm sorry. I love you.
Riding on an electric horse at the grocery store... dunno how that conversation went but I hope you picked up a 12 pack.
"The juvenile turned and faced the officer, unzipped his pants, placed a fresh cigarette in between his legs and preceded to light it with a match"
work has become about six times more interesting since i started fucking my boss.
you were yelling that somebody needed to take your bra off with such enthusiasm my first thought was that you were on fire.
My crowning drunk achievement from that night was donating $5 to the Obama campaign.
You're perfect
Was it just me or did you also find it awkward when "glad you came" started playing on pandora right after you finished?
He said he was Greek American and that is why my legs slammed shut. During the World Cup there are only Americans.
"WHAT IS THIS LESBIAN MADNESS"
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