was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
so, i drunkenly called my religious roomie because i was lost and told her if she couldn't come find me, jesus would condemn her to hell for not leading me to the light .. too much?
I just found her phone in the quesadilla maker...
Night out in new white coat = success. Offered free breast exams all night, two took me up on it, woke up with one. I love medical school!!!
It got awkward when the girl working at planned parenthood continued to hit on me, after she knew about my STDs.
She has no definite jawline and all of her photo's have Ke$ha quotes as captions followed by a "<3" Even by your standards that is embarrassing.
its a nice change of pace not blacking out and actually remembering getting laid
not sure how we got back down, broken rib says we didn't use stairs
How can you turn a kayak date down? I'M TALKING RIVER HEAD HERE.
YOU CAN'T JUST DO COKE AND THEN CALM DOWN
Well I didn't know she was a dominatrix...so I kind of just went with it
I CLEANED MY BATHROOM FOR YOU!! betrayal
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
He kept apologizing that the nerve damage makes him take a while to finish. Meanwhile he gave me 3 orgasms and a leg cramp
Only you could benefit from a reckless driver
Don’t judge me
Some of us don’t have access to dick on a constant basis
Randomize
