Well It's time to grow up anyways, right? Now that you're graduated and have a job you can't drink uncontrollably
No. Now that I'm graduated I can drink uncontrollably at nicer bars
i can't believe i had a foursome before a threesome
I told him he didn't want "flip-flop extraction" on his medical history.
can we meet up so i can piece together the end of my night? for instance, did i jump or fall into a plant?
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So my girlfriend used a threesome to tell me she wanted to leave me for a girl... Not entirely sure how I should feel about that.
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
Listen, everyone has a price and mine is free taco bell.
I just heard a 350 lb guy with a stutter describe getting blood in his eye as he was shanking his cellmate and, more generally, how to survive as a white guy in jail.\n\nYou should really consider going to some AA meetings
Why did I wake up to grapes taped my ears ?
Sorry dude, we didn't want you to hear us. Seemed like a good idea at the time.
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I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
I woke up this morning and I had the absolutely horrific realisation that I am the human incarnation of scrappy doo
dude, I felt like being high in a Santa hat and eating five boxes of cookies was right for today.
All I want is a hot dog on a Saturday at 2:19 is that to much to ask?!
i thought this was a perfectly normal conversation between two adult men about why this children's cartoon is quality television but no you just gotta be talking shit again
I just said "you do you" to my penis.
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