Yes, I am watching The Hills Have Thighs. And yes it is a porno remake of The Hills Have Eyes. And, again, yes, lesbian sex in the desert. Get the sand out.
there comes a time in a mans life when you ask yourself, will i fake love for blowjobs? and the answer is always yes
that was you who tried to jump in front of my car in the monkey suit wasnt it
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
I may or may not be taking a bath listening to the Phantom of the Opera. This lovely moment brought to you by xanax.
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
All I need right now is some mouthwash, dignity, and security camera footage...
She fell asleep with me.... We found her pantsless in the dogbed in the morning... Russian foreign exchange students
I FOUND AN AUSTRALIAN THEY CALL VOMMING 'RAINBOW SNEEZING' I'M NEVER LETTING HIM LEAVE EVER
Is there a reason there's a dick print on my seventh-story window?
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
So you broke your ribs while fucking? Dude you just got about 25% hotter.
Is talking to an iron man poster a good or bad indicator that you've been drinking too much?
You were so drunk Last night you asked for your glasses so you could read the directions on a band aid
I miss painting strippers for Christmas. Holidays not the same without glitter and body paint
I'll be your substitute stripper tonight.
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