Did u get laid? I went and bought lube and fleshlighted it while moaning ur name the whole time.
You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
I introduced my face to asphalt last night. They didn't get along.
discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
I love how its suddenly "not all about sex" now that he can't get it up
I mean I knew we were putting on quite a show but I didnt realize HOW good until I woke up and 4 people were passed out with their ears to the bedroom door.
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
there's a liquor store near my therapist
i might give it a shot.
First if all, whoever designed penis shaped ice cubes is clearly daring me to shove them up my vagina
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
She had caution tape on her head and she blew me.
do you think the dildo I'm bringing through airport security is considered a weapon?
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
Ick. That's not even the fun kind of punishment.
What part of “the stripper has a gun, we need to leave” is confusing you? She’s drunk, she’s fucking crazy and NOW SHE’S PACKING HEAT!
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