it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
i just rolled a joint on the giving tree. that book has given me so much.
a girl just walked by me crying on the phone saying, "all I ever do is menstruate"
You skyped me last night to show me the girl passed out on your bed.
I just brought the toaster out onto the porch to light a cigarette, don't talk to me about being desperate.
of course not. I do my best teaching on a hungover monday. I did the research. im still okay with the direction in which my life is headed.
No more cocaine. I spent two hours in my bathroom convincing myself I was ugly. Is this what a period feels like?
You're the worst gay friend ever.
At what point do you think my baptist preacher of a father will clue in that my brother "bringing a foreign exchange student" for thanksgiving means "bringing his european boyfriend and they'll probably fuck every night" for thanksgiving?
Dear lord though. So much glitter. It's just a big gay explosion and all of my whore muscles hurt.
I found a door knob in my purse this morning, I hope whoever it belonged to doesn't need it today.
hahahah
Company meeting and there he was. Felt a little weird like 'last night you were telling me how your dick loves me, and now we're listening to a report on sales figures'.
I've been continuously high for the last 48 hours, and just broke my 4th vibrator. Coincidence? FIND ME A MAN I BEG OF YOU.
Is it sacrilegious to take tequila shots on Saint Patrick's day?
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
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