i just noticed 4 flies in my red wine. i drank them.
Just barfed in my hand. Needless to say, this day is off to a great start
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
Helped an old lady on crutches throw away her mcdonalds, carried her stuff to the car and helped her get in...most productive cinco de mayo hands down
I just found our entire wall-to-wall from September 2006 printed out and clipped... it's 49 pages. Blackout me is so considerate of bored-at-work me
I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
I already ran out of vodka but I have more beer. I just ran naked into the high school party down the street as took all theirs. ...figured no one wants to tackle the naked guy..
Sex last night was mind blowing. your wife is one lucky lady.
Letting two friends screw at my place in exchange for weed. This is my life.
If that's all it takes to cure your hangovers then you need to drink more.
Dude this weed smells so good they should make it into a Vicks vapor rub scent and I would rub it all over myself.
Whip out the absinthe and the taquitos, this motherfucker just passed the bar.
Did you or did you not grab my boob while I was making out with the foreign kid?
If it exists, I've probably pregamed it.
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
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