Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
his facebook status quotes britney spears so there is always that
instead of telling him i dont hook up with closet frat guys, i gave him his "straight' fraternity brothers number... pike house will be interesting tonight
I mean, it's free alcohol, to turn it down would be a crime against humanity.
Totalylr drunk. Coveredc in cryola marker. Loving it. Straight men everywhere. Don't be surprises when I'm pregbat romorrowwwww
You act as if I'm the first person to pee in the Taco Bell drive thru at 2 AM, I'm sure a lot worse things have happen in that drive thru than my urine.
why are all my papers due the day after my potential hangover
Definitely but only if you hit on the 16 year old in the karate class as part of your waffle and gin fueled sexually deprived rage.
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
Makes sense. My grandma just did this shot. MY FAMILY KICKS ASS.
You have ruined sex with him for me. Now all I think is "boy scout" and I want to go home
Buffalo PD walked in my bedroom this morning at 7 am. Was still blackout drunk, fully dressed, Steak Out wrapper on the floor, parking meter on the floor of the bar room. 'Both of your doors were wide open, wanted to make sure no one was robbing you.' Then I made a pass at her.
Did I call him? He cried after taking my bra off. You tell me.
It was like I was gay for pay but except being gay I became straight and instead of for pay it was for coke.
short story short, i just screamed anal seepage in the middle of a diner.
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