I caved and texted him. But it's strictly drug dealing business so it doesn't count.
Ryan just walked out of his frat house with a case of beer, a 6 dollar bottle of vodka, and a pillow. He's good to go.
I am the poster child for what not to do during sex. Soon they will be calling an undesired position after me
we saw a llama on the side of the road. That's when we knew everything was going to be alright.
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tell me how i ended up in the movie theater alone with a bottle of smirnoff and a bendy straw.
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
We lost track of him for only 10 min and he gets kicked out for sneaking into the kitchen and trying to operate the deep fryer.
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
Did you just say he wants to put a baby inside me?
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What made this night legendary was getting pulled over for looking suspicious while wearing an iron man mask
Matt just ate a burger out of the trash can in front of the McDonalds. We need to have a serious talk about his drinking.
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
I'm 10 cats away from completing my post divorce transformation.
All I know is that I have a black eye and an extra $200 in my wallet. Other than that, clueless.
I mean like, I missed 30 minutes of star wars to fuck you on Christmas so you must be worth something
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