He is such a slut. More and more my type.
Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
he puts the penis in happiness.
I havnt had this much beer since i losodt my virginity. thank. god.
I just bedazzled my weight watchers points calculator. You can tell I'm gay.
its really sad that i have to specifically make this a rule but, absolutely no lighting smoke bombs indoors at my birthday party.
Just grabbing my bra from a history teacher's desk in the Humanities building. Maybe I should stop drinking on weeknights
Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".
I was grossed out that all their candles smelled like vagina and then I remembered where my fingers had been.
Holy shit, I just successfully took and sent a boob pic AT MY DESK I have conquered an entire new level of skill.
Watching the awkward tinder date at the table next to mine is the most action I've had in months, so there's that.
I mean, you've had my nipples in your mouth now, so I think we've reached a certain level of friendship.
MY GUT IS TELLING ME YES AND SO IS MY VAGINA
I woke up under a house in Key West
she said she was so hungover this morning in a way that sounded like she was apologizing for thinking she was attracted to me last night...
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