question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
So i just bought beer on a credit card, using a fake ID, while wearing my nametag from work. All 3 have different names on them. God i love my boobs.
It happened again. Now theres even more baby powder and its all over the place, I'm not cleaning that house.
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
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I found out you can't leave the bar with a drink. I also found out that pouring it on the bouncers shoes is also unacceptable.
Apparently I'm at the point in my life where I can wake up with a dick in my face and then go back to sleep
He got thrown out for leaning over the bar topless and pouring himself some beer while singing the james bond song
She told me to act like the hulk during sex. Shit got 9 different shades of weird
The amount of guys who just came into the room to give me a high five after hooking up with him was about 5 too many.
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Nursing home in NJ just got busted for prostitution and drugs...dropping off my deposit tomorrow
I'm gonna try Jim's breakup remedy this weekend.
Is that the one where you drink 3 cases of beer and rewatch as much WWE RAW as you can find? Or the one where you hookup with fatties on Craigslist?
Last night I said "I'm so glad you broke up with your lesbian soccer mom girlfriend" I don't remember how he reacted I just remember trying to pee in the woods
also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
Literally the fucking master of salvaging the possibility of a blow job whilst also crushing somebody's dreams.
The medical term is prolapsed anal walls if you want to look into it with dignity.
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