Soo....this goes on the list of odd coincidences. My gyno calls me while I'm going at it, leaves me a message. I check it later... thank God I tested negative.
i had just passed the point of no return when my mom opened my door. I hid my dick and took the porn off the computer in time but i still had to explain my day at school to her WHILE i was jizzing in my pants.
and im sitting here waiting for them to work on my car. in a room full of men. that are too old for me. its like a sausage fest nightmare...
my life is in even more shambles than last time, mcdonalds is closed
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The guy I fucked last night is well worth up the ass tuition. I just wish I could tell dad thanks!
For the record, saying you're friends with the owner doesn't work when the owner is the one throwing you out.
this is why ugly people need low self esteem. it stops them from doing shit like this.
Overall win. We all know who got to sleep on the concrete outside of Denny's with you.
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
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I tore the muscle in my left calf at the gym and still spent all evening in heels. UNSTOPPABLE!
I also tried to solve my dog's itching problem with crystal healing. I'm so high, dude.
I just rubbed amethyst all over him and kept saying 'no bites.'
i fell out of the car and didnt spill my drink. come overrrr
truly a win in your book
I spent half an hour sculpting my pubes into a perfect triangle of really short hair, and the first thing he said when he saw it was "Don't you think you need a shave?"
And what in gods fuck were you drinking. It tasted like windex with a mixture of juce
I don't care how hot she was. She didn't like Scooby Doo and I don't fuck with that.
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