am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
Just saw 3 10-year olds in business suits drinking iced coffees at the cafe. I'm officially a failure if these kids have jobs and I don't.
The mystery has been solved. Seagulls have sex doggy-style.
I stayed up for hours making sure you didnt pass out in a mountain of your own puke. But when I heard you yell AWWWW FUUCCKK, somehow I knew everything would be ok
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do you think semen can infect my impacted wisdom tooth
Oh my god. I'm sorry if i peed on you last nite. I am truly disgusting
You have to keep an eye on her tonight cause you know how she likes to pickpocket people when she's drunk.
The boat wouldn't start, so we brought it back to her house and we've been sitting in it in her driveway for the past 5 hours drinking beer and yelling at peoplee.
do you remember in the middle of fleeing from the cops you stopped in the middle of the road to make out with quail man?
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I feel like drug tests are a little less "random" when you are employed by your father.
Nobody knows who they are, but they have an ice luge so they are welcome in my book
Dude, we tried to feed you but you just started sobbing and ran away
Getting robbed by hookers is def a right of passage in a mans life
Someone needs to get Mark off the roof. I told you that he doesn’t shut up about ancient Egypt if you give him henny.
Put on your bikini and meet me at the pool \nit’s cock o’clock!
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