the bottle said: caution extremely flammable. so that was my motivation.
Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
Please tell me why there is some girl tied to our toilet?
Ice cream after masturbating>masturbating any other time
if you do the accent, i'll wear the eyepatch
She got turned on by my fanny pack full of condoms. I can't believe you said it was a bad idea to wear it to the party.
I think they're German
Just say lederhosen and see what happens
Going to be a long day. text me later. Sorry I puked in your sink.
I'm trying to get fucked by 4 girls here, and you're worried about verb tenses?!
Yes she was blowing me but I couldnt see her face. The only light was from the sparklers she asked me to hold. I love 4th of July.
Home-made laxative recipe: activia yogurt and tequila shots. Any ratio ought to work.
how do you casually eat pancakes with someone after they send you an unsolicited dick pic?
you don't. it's the point of no return for pancake enjoyment.
BTW, does Anne know that we used the lipstick she is currently wearing to was used to write the word "ASS" on my ass cheeks last night?
Lol woke up with mangoes in bed with me
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