Just got my period. I'm not pregnant with Scott's child and I won't be having any sex tonight. This must be what they mean by bittersweet.
Just got done reading an 11 page essay for class. Took me three fucking days and the only thing I have highlighted is the name "Alexander Cockburn"
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
i left with the words "thank you for undersanding my sluttiness"
He just called me juicy booty via text message.
She may be a slut, but at least she's a dedicated slut. She's always super tan and has her shit shaved in really cool designs.
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
there's still three solo cups of your puke in my basement. so that needs to be solved at some point.
I try new drugs instead of new boys. That way you can't scold me about the importance of condoms
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
He says I vaguely mumbled happy New year, kissed him, threw up and then went back to sleep.
I hooked up with a blind guy last night... he's clapping in order to find his way around our apartment
I yelled "NO FLEX ZONE!!!" at the guy that thinks it's cool to take off his shirt at the party then proceeded to puking
no we just smoked too much weed and listened to the tarzan soundtrack. phil collins is amazing
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
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