I'm drunk
Is that why you're texting me
Yes
wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
Say something about gay babies.
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
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dude my 8 year old cousin is allowed to drink wine coolers. as long as its infront of my aunt. wtf
It feels wrong to have dick mouth at a family dinner.
Either I need to stop bringing you back to my apt or I need to stop buying ikea furniture
We would be rich. And the whole world would be stoned.
I was able to hide the fact that I had just shit in my pants, and then wupped her ass at FIFA
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So he's compensating for a really small penis. Either that or he's a drug lord.
i woke up to you and that girl going out onto the balcony naked
oh sorry man.. we went outside because we DIDN'T want to wake you
yo knit me an eyepatch. but also make it usable as a thong
I just thought you should know.... I am fully committed to being a ho this summer
Dude I think the cat just licked the coke plate
I’m lazy so obviously looking like a rotisserie chicken is my favourite position
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