Me too!
you had a panic attack, pissed yourself, and started crying. you never go above the kiddie level of my lil bros schools haunted house ever again.
round 2?
EVER.
At this point it has been so long i wouldnt know what a dick was if it slapped me in the face.
He had the Transformers symbol tattooed to his chest. We had to do it doggy style so I could laugh into my pillow instead of his face.
It was the worst sex ever. All she did was tap on my balls with her hands like she was in a reggae band.
college stoner meal of the day: microwaved nutrigrain bars
No, absolutely not. If you see that cunt, throw confetti or eggs at her.
That's a pretty extreme jump from confetti to eggs
No fucking judgements. You know me. Chinese food vent sessions are safe places.
I need to pay that drinking in public ticket, but I also really want to get a spray tan next week... so priorities.
My roommate walked in naked grabbed my hand and pulled me into her room to see her randoms dick.
I'm sorry your Amazon says buttplugs now
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
The awkward moment when a lady ask you what kind of lipliner you're using, but really I have just finished eating hot cheetos.
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
I just balanced a full glass of chocolate milk on my left boob. Don't think i've ever been more proud.
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