Why do you proceed to call me "Queen La Queefah?"
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
we're all still whores. we just have a theme song now.
someone put bongwater in my humidifier again THIS NEEDS TO STOP
She was singing my heart will go on into her barf bag. celine aint got shit on her.
Just dominated the men's bathroom at work. Sounded like the intro of a death metal song.
I don't think I have ever puked up that much free breakfast in my life...thank god for Nickle Beers.
I had to download the flashlight app so I could finish taking a dump when the power went out.
I walked in and you were laying on the floor bleeding everywhere half asleep half crying and moe was at the kitchen table eating frozen pizza refusing to acknowledge you. What a sight.
I asked a lamppost to be my valentine. Also: I'm wearing a sombrero. We need more sombrero in our lives.
Best part of Friday afternoon drinking? Having ping pong balls thrown into my cleavage.
I just meant the frequency of your blow jobs on a flow chart wouldn't look too promising
Did I put a bunch of spaghetti on you and then eat it off?!?
That you did
I think I sent pictures of my boobs to an Olympic athlete...
He caught me shoving meatballs into my mouth using my hand. Fuck utensils. It’s Christmas...and this is why I’m single.
They are good meatballs.
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