No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
Ok Hollywood, I get it. Megan Fox is hot. Now she is in a movie where she is so hot that dudes just fucking die. Great.
you were making out, puked over his shoulder and insisted everything was okay
you woke up and yelled "the tv is moving" and fell on the floor and passed back out
your stepbrother is rimming his martinis with coke... keeps saying "thank god its tuesday". where does funemployment end and intervention begin?
just to let you know its hard to talk to your father while being fingered up against a car..
Let me know when ur ready so I can throw up one last time then brush my teeth
Cops are just so fun an beautifuk
QUIT RUINING DICK PICTURE DAY
He handcuffed himself to the keg... D is hooking up with him anyway.
I COULD BREAK CONCRETE WITH MY FOOTBALL ERECTION.
seriously the second he called my tits warlocks was the second I knew I wasn't going to fuck him.
That tampon felt like a stick in my vagina, I am never making a drunken tampon choice again. Friends don't let friends choose tampons drunk.
10 shots in she's sitting on the floor using the open dishwasher door as a plate to eat her "life giving" pizza.
It's his. I know, I'm pregnant with a genetic douche bag but at least he'll be pretty!
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