Everytime she would start slurring, she'd stop, hold up a finger, wait like 30 seconds, then try again. I love drunk people
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
we have 69 mutual friends...i have to add her
You'll be happy to know that I did indeed fracture my rib in a sex related injury
Not sure if he was actually hot or hot in a "he brought a live chicken to the party" kinda way but I got his # regardless
Unintentional and slightly frustrating adventures are basically all I'm good for. Expect heart palpitations, cheap food, and homeless men serenading us.
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
One does not fall in love, one falls flat on the their face after leaving a bar
Just watched my first Christmas porn of the year. Def have the spirit now
The only people who really get me are strippers and mascots for sports teams.
1. so the new neighbor u called dibs on.. I'm sorry..but not really. 2. She lactates, I guess that happens when you have a kid less then 5 months ago.... WTF!! 3. Is it fucked up I'm craving Ceral & Milk now?
Well when you come back we can have a huge bitch fit...or get really drunk....whichever comes first
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