just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
Yea I just took my 1st pregnancy test. Turns out I am just fat. Also I haven't been with anyone in 3 months, which is clearly making me crazy.
i either just walked in on pete wacking off to webmd or he was checking his dick for herpes
People were stuck in the elevator screaming and freaking out. I banged on the door and yelled, "fire depart!" They got excited and then I ran away. lolz
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My friend is getting herself a tramp stamp that says "property of the half blood prince".
I'm off the liquor
You're forefathers are ashamed of you. They didn't struggle to make it to America so that you could become a soft dick
I'm sorry I drunk dialed you before realizing that you were already in bed with me.
Somehow he made it really romantic
He came on your tits... That doesn't scream romance to me.
I mean I love some drunk compliments, but he just wasn't up to my low standards.
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I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
Ok she stopped using her fork and knife and is legit eating that steak using her hands.
Just woke up. Will be over soon. DON'T LEAVE THE CHAMPAGNE UNSUPERVISED.
I just saw a guy walking up the stairs with his dick out his pants. I let him know, and he just looked down in shock, laughed, and continued walking up the stairs.
man do I wish I knew who this naked guy in my room was...
its a comptetion of fuckups and im HERE TO WIN
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