wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
The bender is in full force. After 2 bloody mary's at breakfast we are now drinking vodka redbull "as a precaution" so we will stay awake for the club tonight.
Wouldn't pinatas filled with coke be awesome idea for cinco de mayo?
I just don't see what's wrong with carrying a water bottle around.
It's not the bottle. It's the fact that you're drinking wine out of a sport bottle at 9 am.
I just had to ask my dad for money to pay for my birth control. I've hit financial rock bottom.
that's why i use the vibrator in the tanning bed. multitasking. plus then my rooms doesnt know how pathetic of a life i lead.
I honestly don't know if ill make it through the next two hours. The hangover is strong with this one.
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
He woke me up for a 10am bootycall. he was already drunk when he got here and when we were fucking, bagpipes started playing amazing grace outside of my window!! I love Boston on st. Patties day!!
I may hire someone just to sell my family the drugs they keep asking me for. It's cutting into my doing drugs time.
I'm having salsa con queso and a leftover half-drank/flat red bull for breakfast. Nothing you propose doing today would be a downgrade.
no, but he did start crying. who the fuck is 30, covered in tattoos and crys about an ex? get your shit together, man.
Watched an eagle swoop down and eat a rabbit on my walk back from your place, literally too high to handle this right now
she's fucked both of my roommates but not me. i feel like I'm not part of the group anymore
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
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