i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
I'm at a Rock of Love themed party. New high? New low? I can't tell.
Wait. Scratch that. It's not themed. These girls are just sluts.
it was all downhill after the free blackjack taco
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
the vast amounts of cleavage i'm sporting to my final says "no, I didn't study but don't worry I've got something lined up for when I don't graduate".
the best thing about long term relationship is that the fact that i bothered to shave my legs today counts as a valentines gift
Also I climbed atop a mailbox with a toilet paper hat and a wolverine claw made of glowsticks, screaming at passers-by that they were going to die. Control me
You. Me. A bottle of Vodka. The wilderness.
When we were done making out, some guy ran into the room yelling, "I'll save you Brandon! I'll save you!"
We crashed a rave, threw glitter all over Gay Dan and the bartender, broke a chandelier and called ourselves the Kings of Neon.
I fucked my cousin and caught chlamydia this year. I can't really harbour any illusions about myself anymore.
Told some guy to hold your weave while you "tried" to kick his girlfriends ass...
He's in grad school at Harvard. I suppose that means my vagina is now smarter than I am.
I feel like shit, and I can't get the band aids off my nipples.
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
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