why did i save someone in my phone as corn dildo?
OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
he was so drunk he doesn't remember anything. I have to break up with him all over again
someone just broke into my class and invited everyone to the bar ...now we're filling out a police report. awesome.
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She always manages to outslut me. I can't keep up
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
I don't think he knows what shame means anymore. He gave some bar slut his sisters Tiffanys necklace, in exchange for anal.
So this 40 year old woman was trying to bring me into the bathroom to blow me and the bartender called the cops on her because she was showing her tits. Only in asbury.
So apparently blacked out me judges a man based on what type of dinosaur he would be...
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her wearing orange crocs at the bar was definitely a great form of contraception
when I woke up, he was drunk and singing "soft kitty" and petting my face
It's after midnight. I didn't find the answer to my problem, but I did find the bottom of a bottle of vodka, so... there's that.
I'm not sure New Orleans is real. Even the grocery stores sell vodka.
You need to finger her with the Spock hand sign since she loves Star Trek.
Had to admit my broken elbow was caused by vodka, not hockey
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