I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
Wearing these hooker shoes was a mistake
My poor mother should have just stuffed me back up her vagina when she had the chance.
omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
just gave him road head on the way home IN A SNOW STORM..good thing we didn't crash or I'd be dead. I DIDN'T HAVE MY SEATBELT ON
clearly you have your priorities straight
She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
The meeting is at the same hotel we go to for sex. Avoiding eye contact with all the staff there.
We were showing our tits to everyone because it's breast cancer awareness month and we care deeply
I thought we were doing it cause it's Tuesday
I think my body is literally trying to get me to reproduce. "fuck someone! Anyone!" - my body
Calling a preemptive no homo on tonight's activities
GET OVER HERE. HOTTIE ALERT
^^^This is why you should have charged your phone prior to going out.
You have a long distance relationship and I have a long distance snapchat sexting buddy. If that doesn't describe who we are as people then I don't know what does.
I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
Woke up with 5 texts apologizing from a number I named "guy who elbowed me in face"
You make any dick jokes involving sushi and there WILL be consequences.
Sushi is fucking sacred in this house and I will kill you if you try and taint that.
Randomize
