He should be on Bizare Foods after who he ate last night
Thats two for two birthdays where I've gotten the "alcoholism runs in the family" speech
So they're giving me a CT scan because I probably have a hernia. From getting a BJ from you. Really. This may be a pivotal moment in my decision to write a book about my life
There's nothing I can say to make me pepper spraying you any better
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Be prepared to possibly be invited to a fancy strip club breakfast on Friday and be prepared to say yes.
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
Do you know how hard it is to maintain a conversation with someone who just told you they put their cat in the fridge on purpose?
I tried to interpretive dance to Candy Shop to stop the awkwardness.
So bored. I think I've expelled every last gram of jizz from my body.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
i still can't believe he got laid by going to the bar and handing out "cuddle buddy" application forms
Dude, please tell me you know why there's a naked chick asleep outside my room.
I think he should just go away to a small penis island and never come back
I have a bad feeling I'm going to like this fuck buddy
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
So...I'm pretty sure I have officially determined that reverse cowgirl is the only position possible to have sex in my smart four two
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