nothing screams I HAVE A PROBLEM! like the case of miller lite sitting on top of my DUI papers in the passenger seat of my car. lol
Best look from Detroit today: running across the street with your buttcheeks on display carrying a 40 oz. Or maybe being crazy-pregnant and screaming and slamming a pay phone. Toss up.
Dude she let me cum on her face
You have the wrong number I'm the she who let you cum on her face unless some other girl has let you since this morning
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
I want to meet new people and vomit on their things instead\n
I dont know. Theres no way you can be ready for the sex hurricane that will consume you.
Too much alcohol and too many lesbians. I can officially say I have regrets now. At least that's something.
Absolutely. I could drink and smoke that memory away in a matter of years at my current rate.
I LOVE YOU NO MATTER HOW MANY BALLS YOUVE SUCKED
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Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
we just talked about our morning and what we were doing for the day and he handed me the addies and i took $50 out of my bra in front of a bunch of frat guys. so the mornings going really well
I know I've never told you this before.. but Gyro sauce makes everything okay.
I just have to point out that once I typed "fa" my phone filled in "fatass"
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
really who shits their pants then locks themselves out of their apartment? ... I threw my underwear out in a random bathroom