I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
you looked like a weeble wobble. everytime we thought you were going to fall you bounced back up...you're an amazing drunk
Just threw up in a trash can by the ATM. Then pulled out money for weed.
You were waisted for 48 hours and the only 3 words you said were yup, sure, and michigan
remember last year when i left for the bar in flip flops and came back in heels?
it happened again.
she said my body looked tiny like it was a bad thing and then didn't even mention how great my tits look. it's like we're not even friends.
Walked into a liquor store bleeding. That kind of night.
i almost hope i AM knocked up so i can ruin the rest of his life
I had a dream last night that you and me were eating cheesecake and according to my FATHER I was moaning really loud in my sleep. I seriously have issues.
I feel the need to point out that one of the items on my to-do list for the day is "don't throw up" I have no concept of normal
It's Wednesday. And it's about that time to remind everyone that my priorities from last weekend have not changed moving forward into this weekend.
You have to sext the same way you right a resume, you can only use active verbs
He'll only communicate through snapchat with pictures of him holding his cat or his dick. Bit of Russian roulette opening them in public but I did it anyway.
We had sex on a dog bed..
I don't feel like that was meant as a compliment, but really still feels like one
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