i fucked some guy last night. i called him nick jonas by mistake. i'm 24.
he left me a 6 minute video of him peeling a clementine listening to justin bieber
Revenge fucks should not count towards the total number. They're justified.
Sarah Palin is going to have a show on the discovery channel...Can I get a moment of silence for knowledge?
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mom just found 19 empty wine bottles in my closet. i hate spring cleaning
I'm writing my will in case I die this week, it'll be saved on my computer under: little 500 death scenario
After Thursday my breakup "don't screw anybody out of respect" month will be over and I will be set loose. My pussy is purring with anticipation.
I've decided to dedicate my life to finding out which flavor of Gatorade tastes best after you brush your teeth
Bad things happen to those who bang their lab partner at the beginning of the semester.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
She just texted me apologizing for taking selfies on my phone then asked me to send them to her
I was picked up from his hotel room at 5 a.m. and came home with my panties and jäger in a McDonald's bag so the desk attendant wouldn't judge me. This is what single at 25 is about.
She said she didn't feel right fucking on her parents dining room table I grabbed the only thing around bubblewrap she blew me for creativity
Went and sat in the wrong fucking class for 30 mins, answering questions and shit. What ever this is i will be on it for the rest of the semester.
We didn't get home until 4 am. Her mom let us in, confessed that she had sex with someone she worked with and said he had a small penis. I love this family.
It was like I was gay for pay but except being gay I became straight and instead of for pay it was for coke.
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