Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
the laptop wouldn't balance on his lap. that's how well endowed he is.
Well apparently I'm no fun since I won't have a threesome with him and my mother.
I want someone to sweep me off my feet and you want someone to fuck you on the kitchen table. They're both perfectly logical needs.
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Holding a cold bottle of mikes hard lemonade against my pulverized taint....this is my Sunday night
I found his Linkedin the day after he created it. Too stalkerish or just right?
It's supposed to be a shit show, it's an end of the world party.
her wearing orange crocs at the bar was definitely a great form of contraception
That's just weird. That doesn't make sense sexually at all. I mean, you might as well tape a pen to the tip and try and write your name while you're at it.
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Quick question: is it impolite to pause sex to put on my knee brace?
You left me alone with nothing but donuts and my thoughts.
Well, he hasn't actually seen me naked. Just my boobs... and the left side of my vagina.
Ok sry I left that ambiguous......did you want contact solution or fellatio?
Don't do it. He's got a dick the size of a baseball bat. You don't want that commitment.
I have to. For the sake of science.
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
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