Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
So for Valentine's Day...I finally swallowed. I feel like I earned that steak.
Pregnant only lasts nine months, being hot takes way longer to go away. So yes, I will continue to hit on the hot pregnant girl.
booty call birthday vouchers, best idea ever. it's like giving a present to myself for someone else's birthday.
The only funny part about this situation was this morning when they rounded up all the drunks in the ER, piled us into a minivan, then dropped us all off at our houses.
I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
Immediate regret. She's like a chihuahua on crack.
Any man who has a face like that and a bike, deserves a vagina like yours permanently.
Every now and then I'll meet one who is talented in the art of shower gymnast.
I really feel like I should slow down on the getting hammered. I told a bartender on "Taco Tuesday" that a $3 margarita was too expensive. And proceeded to have a $70 tab.
If there's one thing I learned yesterday, it's that if I really wanted to I could be mayor of Toronto.
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
I immediately woke up from my nap, made myself a screwdriver and got in the shower. I know it's spring break but I'm still questioning my life choices.
Woke up this morning with a plate of ravioli in my bed. Who says being single can't be fun?
Do not let Mike show you his naughty Santa Claus outfit. It's a super long beard and crotchless pants.
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