sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
I puked last after eating a volcano taco and drinking vodka. I felt like a fucking dragon.
I havent dry-humped that much since freshmen year. Forgot how good it doesnt feel.
It smells like ranch
Must be all the white people
Can I have my ID back now or are you using it to crossdress again?
was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
No hurry on coming over. My body currently wants everything on the inside to be on the outside. But really. Don't hurry.
Serious question: Should I volunteer to get tazered? My instincts say no but my wild side says yes.
do you remember in the middle of fleeing from the cops you stopped in the middle of the road to make out with quail man?
Ran out of plates, so I'm using my sociology notes. Looks like they will finally have a practical use.
I just can't even fathom the crazy and I work at a mental hospital.
I had to hypnotize my roommate last night so there's that.
I got hella high today and freaked out about life and interest rates
Let go out that Thursday night!
Yess sounds good, I have to go turn myself in the next day because what happened last Friday.
can you bring the lube to algebra tomorrow
Randomize
