butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
dunno bout you, but i grow tired of beef curtains
The only piece of furniture in the apartment is a wine rack.
I wouldn't take my shot so you poured it on my face. Twice.
I owe you 20 bucks. My blood work did show liver damage.
I can trace it back to that drunken night where we peed on each other in the shower.
He caught a squirrel with his bare hands twice. Where do you find these people?
Showerbowl immediately followed by pullups naked. I feel like fucking Tarzan
I drove 5 hours to see her. She thanked me by getting shitfaced, inviting her boyfriend over, and making me sleep on the couch after I cooked for them and did the dishes. You're right. I'm a fucking doormat.
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
So I think my aunt and her one legged boyfriend are getting it on in the next room. Traumatized does not even begin to describe what I am right now
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
I actually feel a twinge of sadness recycling all of our handles... I feel like I'm throwing out some great memories or lack of them because we don't remember
What good is being a girl if you can't terrorize boys with pregnancy scares??
How do you get kicked out of 3 different Subways in one night..
Not very gracefully, that's how.
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