my friend just told me "I dunno what u r doing but keep doing it cuz it makes u look fabulous"
LOL that's cool. Guess u r gonna have to keep doing me
I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
just threw up nine times in the shower.. solid night last night.
SHE has hooked up with both me and my sister. I don't even know what to say. If she goes for my parents next I may have to kill her
He blow dried my hair while I sucked his dick. Now THAT'S fucking teamwork.
He sent me a pic and IT CURVED OUT OF THE PICTURE! Curved. Out. Of. The. Picture.
I have not carelessly put myself in herpes way since I got a clean bill of health tyvm.
I'm sneaking you alcohol into a hospital. This either says love or "we have a problem"
Walking down the street at 11 pm dressed in bubble wrap. Why is the bar so fucking far away??
I still have his teeth marks on the base of my penis. You didnt miss much
Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles?
Idk I've taught my 18 month old how to say nipple so kids aren't all bad
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
my roommates gone so i can take codeine and sleep naked
you need to drop off my dinner before you go see him because i'm not gonna wait until you're finished fucking him to get my damn chinese food
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