Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
I love that we get drink and call each other crying. It's kind of our thing.
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
The dog threw up again, this time IN the toilet. I've taught him well.
you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
He went down on me while I had rollers in my hair. I've never felt more like a lady.
Rick Santorum just suspended his campaign. Lets celebrate by watching gay pornography together.
Please do us both a favor and come rip my clothes off.
But I just had this pork pâté. It was dick grabbing.
i was enjoying my post acid trip trance a little too much. i found $50 on the sidewalk but didnt pick it up. just stared at the bill cuz it looked cool.
someone picked it up and i stared at the ground where it was for probably another minute or 2
SHUN THE NONBELIEVERS. THUS SAYS THE NIPPLE LORD
It's Reggie from Taco Bell, send me a pic.
your penis is a great and majestic leader among the penises.
Really though. It's your life, live it how you want
And I do mostly. Which is why I'm now drunk in my room writing erotica
He showed up soaking wet with a flashlight and a ping pong ball. I couldn't say no
Well we've always known you have a weakness for guys with balls in their hands
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