Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
The shirt is mine, the pants are mine, the bra not so much
dude i'm inner monologue high
He used his penis as a puppet and sang Rihanna's Hard..... so no, we will never see each other again.
no seriously he was fingering me like he was really really frantically looking for a song on his iPod.
I woke up wearing a cow costume. I'm not even gonna try to recall what happened last night.
I have no idea. Next thing I know we're all down on one knee saying the pledge of allegiance and then singing I'm Proud to be an American. Then Trevor ate pizza off the sidewalk.
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
Noooo. We thought it would be funny for him to wake up buried in the sand. But we just remembered about the whole high tide thing and it's dark and it's pretty damn hard to find an unconscious head sticking out of the sand. Just help us out
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
My mouth feels like it's at the dentist but my body feels like it's at the strip club.
I dont have to work tomorrow im yelling gibberish at squirrels
I wanna eat mushrooms and cuddle with a million dogs at once. I wanna know what heaven is like
I'm gonna have to start putting baby wipes and a change of pants in my bag. The amount of times I'm scared of shitting my pants in public is too high and I need the reassurance
He climbed on the counter and announced it was time for something called The Cocktacular and all the girls immediately left. He cockblocked the entire fraternity!
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