im typing and i feel like my hands are on backwards.
Stop texting me, I'm right here.
you better believe me or I'll punch you in the face
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
its freezing days like this when i seriously consider littering to speed up the global warming processes.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You leave a trail of fuck everywhere you go
I haven't had nearly enough lesbian experiences to fully commit to this relationship.
please stop yelling "ITS NARNIAAAAAAAAA" out of our window at the lone person walking home in the snow
Please tell me why 'cock-a-thon' was auto saved in my phone.
I need a vacation from myself..this is duely noted after I tried giving myself a concussion last night
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm sorry I drunk dialed you before realizing that you were already in bed with me.
Wait, just ask him if can you can join in. You haven't lived until you've taken part in a threesome with your father...or so I've heard
Was I at least a good cuddler? Like at least honorable mention?
I think anything that happens between 12 and 2 am is just sketchy enough to be a good idea.
I WOLD FCUK YUO INTOO THE MOON
THE MOOOOOOOON
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
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