We got bored. So we went to planned parenthood to stare at everyone who made worse decisions than us last night.
'Watching yourself cry on Photobooth' is the new 'watching yourself cry in the mirror.'
my mother and i just seriously had a convorsation about why you cant Google "Refurbished Dildos"
This can't be good. I've realized that I weigh less in the morning after I have had a blackout drunk night than when I work out and eat healthy.
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Dude, I just cut my asshole on the new toilet paper. If you rationed the grocery money to buy drugs, I better be getting some.
Then, he just started shoving orange pieces in my mouth as a chaser
if you really don't think our country's going to shit think of this. Exactly one year from now I will either be in law school or teaching young, impressionable kids, maybe even yours. Try to sleep after that.
After a certain point, you just want to make it work. Prove to yourself that you're smarter than the vibrator.
I also was calling every child by their name "Birthcontrol" - straight people are fun
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IF HE CAN'T EVEN MAKE EYE CONTACT IN CLASS, I DOUBT THERE WILL BE OTHER FORMS OF CONTACT ON OUR FIRST NOT-A-DATE DATE
he was inside of, then got up said "we don't want you having a baby," grabbed his car keys and left. so now i'm just sitting on his bed, wondering if he's coming back.
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
I wish your snatch was here
If my snatch could sprout wings I'd fly to you
I'm turning twenty & the only honorable way to exit my teens is by slapping the fuck outta the bag. You better be in.
did i tell you guys i finally 69’d for the first time last night? just thought the group chat should know.
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