Can i not drive my cunt home
covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
I just chugged a whole pitcher of beer in 1 min. 9 sec. A whole goddamn pitcher.
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The walk of shame has never felt more glorious... I think it's the somberero
I will return your cat, I saw a mouse in my apt last night and your door was unlocked, it seemed really practical
i wish i could tell you the night didnt begin with me drinking alone
Last night in my drunkenness I bought hurricane supplies which included a jug of wine and a bouquet of flowers. Apparently I'm going to woo Irene.
Oh thank the gods of upholstery, i thought that was never coming out...
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He's def the type to chop us into bits whilst screaming "NAPA BITCH". AKA my type
I swear every time I see him he's either dancing or trying to touch people
Godammit I caught my hair on fire taking a bong rip
If you don't respond in the next 30min, I'm going to assume your in a sex coma, in jail, or dead... All of which I've become accustomed to, and will follow the appropriate channels of notification once you notify me.
I'm basically cruising around listening to 90's gangsta rap with my meatball sub telling people to go fuck themselves
My apartment stinks of burning failure
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