Turns out drinking large amounts of Gentleman Jack does NOT turn you into a Gentleman -- quite the opposite actually.
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
For some reason 'start yourself on fire drunk' isn't nearly as funny after last 4th of july..
Lesbians. Lesbians everywhere.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
We're trying to decide between cracker barrel an the ER
oh, you know. just sitting in my bed high as fuck wearing a windbreaker and watching british tv.
Anything that comes outta your cooch is bound to be breathtaking
That could use a little rephrasing
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
Bunch of Navy warships just sailed into New York Harbor for Fleet Week. Nobodys getting laid this weekend.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Woke up on the floor with shoes on my hands...I'd say it was a success
Everyday this week I have woken up to a different dick pic. It's like a dick pic a day calendar!
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
The neighbors ahemed the WHOLE time. Their kids are the ones that scream loud enough for me to remember my birth control. It's payback!
Let's just face it you're going to have an arrangement with your future wife your fuck me on Thursdays
I do not recommend playing football on LSD like at all
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