When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
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yeah he was eating me out and i didnt know someone made popcorn so I thought the smell was comming from my vagina
wtf
thats the coolest thing thats happened to my vagina since i dated that guy from portugal.
After four attempts, his condom would not flush. I had to remove it with salad tongs.
No no I got the black eyes when I tried to do a flip off the second deck of a pontoon boat. Actually when I did a flip, it was a success.
you picked up the vacuum cleaner at one point and said you we gonna beat the shit out of me with it. that was kinda funny
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
I pretended I didn't remember seeing him hookup with that freshman, and he pretended he didn't remember seeing me hookup with that old guy. We have a beautiful and unawkward friendship.
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
Beer bonging to Ave Maria
easter 2014 is on 4/20 THIS IS NOT A DRILL YOUR FAMILY WILL EXPECT YOU TO BE HOME AND SOBER I REPEAT THIS IS NOT A DRILL
He should know he can't successfully wrestle in pudding fully clothed. Amateur.
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
It's the kinda thing that makes you wanna buy a rainbow flag and fight republicans and kiss girls
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