we'll penetrate his innocence with our dicks
consequently i now know what mace tastes like
so high and i think i just ordered a magic bullet.
did you call within the first 18 minutes? can i have the free one?
your mascara is on the toilet seat from when you fell asleep last night
I managed to convince him it was his fault I cheated on him...he spent the last 40 minutes going down on me. I feel legendary.
I'm sorry I tried putting my balls in your cup holder.
It was like stroking your vagina with a cloud.
Clearly my hormones are sending beaming lights to every penis in the area
My boyfriend just asked what time I was coming over. As soon as my old BF unchains me. I think he ran away.
Wait... All I had to do was ask for a sandwich and you would have come over
I woke up in confetti... confetti and shame
Side note: Hot guys are now getting with ugly chicks. Alert the media.
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
his mom called during sex and he made me talk to her I think we're getting serious
You're a brave, albeit stupid soul for wanting in on the fuckery that comes attached to my vagina
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