suddenly SuperBad didn't seem so funny anymore...she did have her period on my leg.
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
you know by doing this we are using dad as a drug mule right?
you were passed out snoring, face down with all your clothes still on and 20 minutes later you sat up and said "FUCK YES" and then passed out again.
Managed to convince my mom that I had been home for 3 hours sleeping on the couch downstairs and this t-shirt was your dads. I am SUCH a fucking boss.
Everytime I know she spent a lot of time on her hair for one of our dates, I intentionally cum on the top of her head. That's how she knows I pay attention.
I'm a little upset you wasted 3 beers on your wet tee shirt contest.
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
But mostly the blowjob in the airport bathroom was what I was laughing at.
Best case scenario I do a bunch of dirty things to you, blow your mind and you enjoy it. Worst case I stare at you, poke at you, smile and droll on myself, you laugh.
It can't be easy when an alcoholic Russian is screaming to the entire dorm "he no get hard"
Well the streak is over, I saw a penis today
Once you've had an oral std scare, you're an expert.
He had a clap on lamp. So every time he was ramming into me, the lights kept turning on and off
We gotta locate my vibrators and get them stashed away STAT
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