My mouth tastes like defeat. Did he at least have money?
I am coming home for anal
* a nap*
babies were throwing up all over the place
just took my ibuprofen with ramen broth, yay college
She got her phone back last night. And the first thing I sent her was a picture of me pooping in a culvers bathroom
Today was my first day of hebrew and I learned how to say give me sex... I think I can quit now
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
we were both as far on opposite edges of my bed as possible this morning. id say work is gonna be a little uncomfortable from now on
If I won't even leave the house for sex tonight. I definetly not going out for anything else.
I need to get skinnier so that I know when pregnancy scares are real...
I fucked your brother... Hey, at least we know he is not gay... You're welcome.
All I know is she had me sitting on the kitchen floor with her little Pomeranian eating potato chips And shredded cheese. I don't even know dude. I don't even know.
I suppose I should wish you a happy one year of bumping uglies
Nothing screams fatass like a pizza that doesn't fit in your car
WHEN THE HELL DOES ANYTHING IN OUR LIVES *EVER* GO AS PLANNED???
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