He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
u know what's depressing? a picture of an owl without a graduation cap
Dear Penis Owner...our records show that you are overdue for servicing...please contact our friendly associates to schedule a thoroughly satisfying experience today...operators are standing by...
Def just hooked up with my brother's senior prom date in his bed. Does that make me the worst brother ever?
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Then you shook your fists at the sky and explained to us that losing a sneeze is like losing an orgasm
I just encountered the same creepy guy I showed you, he jumped inside the dumpster screaming.
He just walked in the house and decided to wake everyone up by yelling "I SHIT MYSELF!" We all thought he was joking....we were all wrong.
Well I mean he still had sex with me after I told him that I play fetch with the kids I take care of, so I'm not really looking too far ahead with him...
You did a cartwheel, it was terrible.
I remember that cartwheel, it was okay.
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you said something about joining a k-pop band before passing out topless on the trampoline.
We had sex to Hey Arnold, Rugrats, and All That. I feel like my life has come full circle.
Its really awkward pooping while on videochat. Even if you turn the video off.
You know you have a good math teacher when we're talkIng about mixture problems and no one gets it until he explains it by talking about mixing alcohol
I mean, I want you to have freaky orgasmic fun to entertain me, but I don’t want you to risk HIV or car crashes
I bet you my entire life savings of $0 that there's a Doctor Who porn parody and that it features the sonic screwdriver being inserted into some cavities
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