Okay just took the preggers test..and im NOT! :)
awesome babe! drinks tonight!
Wait does the happy face mean yes? fuck.
Disregard any previous text from the past 12 hours. Except for the one about scoring a strike while drunk bowling. Remember that one.
my brother is about to go smoke a joint outside... he's preparing his munchies on the counter beforehand. I admire his responsibility.
Im debating on how to word my craigslist post so i dont get arrested...
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
It looks like sephora exploded on his dick, so i assumed I was the second girl that gave him head that night.
Someone is in my phone as "fireball girl" and keeps texting me. How do I go about finding out who it is?
Best sex of my life. But I think it's because I like his apartment. Really nice bed sheets. High vaulted ceilings. I wanted to lay there forever.
You're getting old. Was it located in a nice school district for your future offspring?
I peed sitting down because I knew standing was a lost cause
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
I'm sexting with a 20 year old that has a foot fetish... This is what Sailor Jerry drives me to do.
He's getting so into these sexts, I hate to tell him I'm fully clothes, watching Bring It On and eating chips and salsa.
I kept telling you not to give them blowjobs, but you kept screaming back, "it's okay, we're friends on facebook!"
There's a hole in our hallway wall. Don't hate me. I'll fix it. It's only about the size of a beach ball. I promise to never scale walls in our apartment ever again. Don't hate me. I love you.
We're both fucking guys named Frank. Our friendship was meant to be.
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