whatcha mean you cant get rid of genital warts? thats not what my girlfriend says
Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
And then somehow we were arguing over how to fold our arms
He just gave himself a boner while driving using "the power of his mind"
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Do I have a choice?
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I realize it truly is impossible to burrow under the grass like a mole. Let's not drink for at least another 3 days.
Competitive oral. I'm always telling girls they are only the fourth, maybe third, best blowjob I've had. They go back down with something to prove.
I just want him to go down on me while I eat a burger. Is that too much to ask?
Pray for me. I just had a sex dream about Debbie Wasserman-Schultz.
Realization: many of my behaviors would lead to me being stoned to death in a lot of foreign countries. God bless America.
Who the fresh hell put 2 pillows a raincoat and a guitar on top of me to keep me warm last night
I promise your sink was clogged before I threw up in it.
fyi: first time in five days i havent washed my birth control down with liquor. when are we going out tonight?
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