when my dick couldnt get hard she said "fly on little wing"
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
Should I mail that cop his nightstick or just throw it away?
I don't think I'd trust a marching band with trampolines to not cause serious damage to themselves/ property.
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
like seriously. this whole place is the shit. like i can move clouds. no other way to explain it but i can fucking move clouds.
I just want a sensitive guy who will get drunk with me then take me out to steal things. Is that too much to ask?
Ya I don't think I'm going anywhere, a cum towel, beer, and Vicodin was just exchanged in our white elephant present game
And apparently I was the one that started the drunken make out session that broke the window
Impressive. I've never gotten straight denied and then chased the guy naked out of my own apt. I'll remember that next time.
I have a hunch Mama J got around.
Am I allowed to say that about my own mom?
I got picked up after "I just threw up in my face". Then I had very specific instructions involving the bathtub.
Apparently my Ambien addled brain last night actually did decide to go ahead and photoshop you into various animal and human molesting scenarios. That's a hell of a thing to wake up to.
You were mean to me and you broke my heart and hurt my feelings. You dont get to talk to me about Peter Dinklage
He spent ten minutes post bj, limp cock still out, in shock repeating 'best blow job ever'. So yes, yelling I am the penis queen out the car window was justified.
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