i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
Just tried to chase Captain Morgan with water...this whole drinking alone business is getting harder to do.
whenever he goes down on me he looks at me and I just want to poke him in the eyes
By the end of the night i was making legitimate noises not just saying moo.
Just realized I left my heels in their microwave. Whoops.
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
You were being mean. And telling everyone to suck your six inch strap on. People were not pleased
Please be lying.
Im not. Your family was creeped out
Even though he had a fractured vertebrae, the sex was still phenomenal. Better than normal actually. I hope the vertabrae never heals.
Made a holiday JibJab of all my fucks. How's your night?
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
She complimented my boobs and then told me I smelled like teddy bears before falling asleep on the floor.
Have I showed you the picture of my vagina with a little bang flag coming out of it?
It's not too terrible. You just got a little naked and broke your arm.
If TJ is short for Trader Joe, I'm gonna fuck him
I can’t believe I made out with a flat earther and didn’t know about it until now!
Randomize
