you're bored at work aren't you?
I'm toying with the idea of beating off under my desk
I feel that my census will not be the first census submitted soaked in beer
Sure, fine. Daughter just told me she is not a virgin anymore. I am gonna start drinking now
He told me I just kept sending him the word sex and dollar signs.
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
It was like you were trying to communicate only you were using every letter of the alphabet but in no order and in a different language
Today's forecast is horny with strong chance of booty calls. Low of Craigslist cruising, and a high of climaxing in a stranger's bed.
my longitudinal study of the long term effects of sloth and alchol-intake is nearly complete.
so you are graduating this semester.
Dave, I love you but you're barking up the wrong lesbian. You sir are the competition. You don't threesome with competition.
this could be the second dad I've smoked weed with
I've been sleeping with the same person for about two months now, I think I know a little bit about stability and commitment.
Is a coke binge Whole30 approved?
RESPOND QUICKLY THIS IS AN EMERGENCY!!! LITERALLY AN 11 INCH DICK!!!!! HELP.
She's like a squirrel. She spazzes out all the time.
I’m not sure she knows my name. She introduced me as “the fuck toy”
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