i was like. eff you dude i'm 100% american. i went to a high school prom and i like springstein songs and i take rides in chevrolets.
I think my mom's writing a book called how to fuck with your kids when you know they're high
no, i'm not a lesbian.. i just really want to fuck you while drinking, thats normal in a friendship.
If her picture on my phone wasn't mostly of her breasts, I'd never pick up the phone when she calls.
I just took two shots of Burnerts out of a ladle. Get here now.
Did she owns a vibrator that will set off seismic activity.
I couldn't fall back asleep it was too bright so I just took my sports bra off and put it over my eyes
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
Well the good news is ill probably have my new boobs by the time he sees me naked
Right when he asked me if I was on birth control my dad walked in. This is my fate.
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
I wanted to have a threesome but they’re TOO HETERO
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
You took your shirt off at the bar, handed it to a girl, and made her wash your dirty shirt on your washboard abs
tuesdays get the best of me...
I refuse to shit my pants for anyone except Cher and Christina Aguilera!
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