By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
The only thing I have to prove last night happened is a fireman's hat full of puke.
You two were too busy to notice that his used condom landed on me when he threw it.. Thanks.
the lady at the gas station just thanked me for wearing clothes this time... i am so confused
you have no idea the dirty thing i want to do to your blad spot. please wear my vagina as a hat.
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
Not much. Some creepy guy on Grindr thinks he knows who I am and where I live. So I sent him to that place with jockstraps and bacon. Hope he has fun.
It was weird, because he kept shaking his head like he was motorboating me...but on my vagina.
I was so high the sounds of a cricket drove me out of my home at 4am.... Boo that fucking cricket
he brings me coffee and gets a blow job. not sure if I trained him or he trained me or it's simply mutually beneficial beautiful.
And no one can masturbate with the sound of Bernie's voice in the background
Dude, some chick came over here earlier and thought my lube was hand sanitizer. She poured it all over her hands.
I just threw up in front of a bunch of parents/prospective students while they were on a campus tour..awesome..
She woke up, mumbled "the trees" When i asked her what about them, she yelled "WE NEED THEM FOR OXYGEN," Then went back to sleep.
We need to get on her level.
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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