Yay Minnesota! I can't believe there's now a US Senator who has taken more acid than we have
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
maybe it wasnt such a good idea to pregame our lease signing...
You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
I was just tagged in a picture with a bunch of people i don't know in a house i don't recognize wearing a purple cowboy hat and a boa...i hate tequila
3 a.m. laundry plus 100 proof peppermint schnapps does not turn out well. Not only is there a puddle of detergent outside the laundry room that I spilled, but my clothes were found in the dryer wit a box of Franzia and a 40. Good thing I was too drunk to turn it on.
He didn't dress up but kept finding random pieces of costumes on the floor at each club. He was an 80s hair band warrior at the end of the night.
I honestly don't know if ill make it through the next two hours. The hangover is strong with this one.
You know it's a good party when even the dealers were too fucked up. Just found and counted 140 E pills I found in a bag in the couch. Just paid for weed this month.
My roommate is either deadlifting a bus or having sex. I can't tell which
Lets now bow our heads and think of girls with ex boyfriends who were great at fingering them. That's so sad.
I was wondering why are people staring at me til I realized I was bra-less with a lei around my neck
SORRY FOR THE CAPS. I DIDNT CHANGE IT IN TIME AND ITS TOO FAR TO GO BACK NOW. PS IM SUPER BAKED
That has got to be a joke. No human eats that much grass and lives to tell the tale.
I just bought two 8 Balls of Coke from the chick nurse that stitched my leg together in the ER after my bike accident last summer.
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