Just mADE A PArabola og urine
If a fat man falls in the shower and nobody is in the apartment, does his pride still hurt? Answer: yes
shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
Plus she can make a mean sandwich! That's all I really need. Well that and foot jobs...
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
in respone to your voicemail you left me on saturday, yes i had gone to bed and no i was not still drinking at 5am
I can't even type what I drank. I'll throw up
Hope you don't mind if I never tell my family about you.
Telling someone to make good decisions on a Thursday is like telling Santa to be Jewish.
He is sitting on the foor in the soup aisle saying "to each their own soup"
I found a door knob in my purse this morning, I hope whoever it belonged to doesn't need it today.
hahahah
I think I need to see a chiropractor after giving that blow job
Money making scheme, blow job proof mascara. Waterproof is bullshit
Seriously my new passion in life is the girth of his penis
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
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