I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
Its as if he has to do the exact opposite of what I tell him. Don't come in my eye, pfshh it's in my eye. Don't come on the cat, pfshh it's on the cat.
My corndog is like a popsicle of bread. A WHOLE. POPSICLE. OF BREAD.
I think he finally resigned to the fact he could not get off. He just looked at me and said "I'm having testicle difficulties," rolled over and passed out.
I have so much boob sweat I could bathe a baby
All I know is....there's beer in my camera. How do I know? Because I can pick up my camera,shake it and HEAR, the beer in it
They're showing aladdin at the bar my birthday is complete
I'll do a soapy photo shoot for you in the shower. No loofas, though. Once you get one of those caught in your nipple ring, you never go back.
this probably sounds so sketchy, but hes going to jail in a month so he needs a place to crash for now. Hes sick though, and hes paying half our rent
He looked like he was trying to woo a lady version of himself by playing goblin music on his guitar.
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
I'm using my ex bfs phone number to look up his Kroger card so I can get a discount on condoms...yep this is my life
Btw his name is Woody. I must be really drunk to think this is a good situation
It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
why did i wake up in the bathroom?
we had to stay with you a while until we convinced you it wasn't safe to wash your face, then you fell asleep with your foot in the toilet.
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