I just saw a man with a full beard and frosted tips
there is no god
Guy at red light looking at porn. I'm waiting for him to look over at me so I can shake my head and he can feel bad
i purposely bought her a small sweater. My way of saying, you've gotten fat.
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
homeboy just tried to sext with me at 8:30 in the morning while I was on a job interview...
so you did it...
obv...but still...it was inconsiderate.
After we smoked, the cops questioned us but i just asked if he wanted to join our basketball team.
Some guy just delivered flowers to my roommate cause he fell off a roof onto her at a party last night. I think they have a date tomorrow.
They asked if I was about to puke and my response was to laugh and suddenly throw up. Continuing my asshole streak I kept laughing while still vomiting.
I feel like the other woman.
You ARE the other woman.
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
I'll be so proud. Like a proud mama bear freeing my slut cub into the wild.
There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
i'm teaching a bunch of people how to grow weed over snapchat. no shame.
I'm covered in glow paint and I can't find my shirt. So, successful night
Tinder date just called. I was supposed to be there 30 minutes ago but I'm on a 27 game win streak in Park...?
Fuck that man! Tell her your dog died or something. Reschedule that shit, you can't stop 2K at a time like that. Ball is life bro... Priorities.
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