How do you get a cum stain out of a trampoline?
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
I just had one of those moments where i was really sad that i'll never get to be asian.
God I love babysitting. They pay me $10 an hour to watch movies and sext
I told him I'd rather have sex with his father last night. I'll admit now that I was drunk.
Should you consider yourself out of control when everyone at the party is cheering you on while you're puking, and on the last heave you act like you're rolling dice right before the finale???
No, this is non-alcoholic oatmeal.
They make twin pack pregnancy tests for girls like us
But I do know they give away thousands and thousands in booze
My liver has a boner
It really does creep me out though that the next ten years will involve my friends creating smaller versions of themselves because to be honest I don't know how much I like some of them. So that thought it really scary
I currently need breakfast in bed, morning sex, and a bourbon and diet coke. Make this happen
Is it inappropriate to be Drs. Willy Fister and Jess Hewill as a couples costume for Halloween?
Oh we're gynecologists
Thanks for bringing me tea/a bucket. You have earned yourself a face touch.
Swiping left on your brother's Tinder account is possibly the worst way to learn he broke up with his girlfriend.
He said he’s shouting let’s get this bread the first time we have sex...
He’s very straightforward
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